The Richard Yaris Poems

Jack and the beans talk

Jack and the beans talk

JACK AND THE BEANS TALK

One day, while Jack O. Lin was walkin’ down the stairs. He found a bean. It was actually a Baguio bean. He picked it up, suddenly the bean talked, it talked and talked until Jack threw the bean into the fire.

Mary is the little lamb

Mary is the little lamb

MARY IS THE LITTLE LAMB

While she was walkin’ down the highway, she found a ring. She tried to picked up the ring, unnoticed a truck smashed the body of Mary. Mary died trying to get “The Ring”.

Old McDonald burned his farm

Old McDonald burned his farm

OLD MCDONALD BURNED HIS FARM

A long long time ago, but it was like yesterday. Old McDonald went to his farm. He got angry looking at it. The farm was so old and creaky. So he took the gas and burned it. Unluckily, he died with the farm. He was inside the farm when he burned it.

Note: Special thanks to Richard Yaris for this poem and special thanks to me for managing to keep this poem for 11 years (kept since  1999).

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3 responses to “The Richard Yaris Poems

  1. Hahahahahaha!!! great story dude 😀
    The beanstalk doesn’t seem to be a bean thou-more like a peanut. Anyways, great story!

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