Why I sometimes hate horror movies

Did it ever occur to you why those horror movies all sound like the same?

People running then suddenly falls down, then they seem to struggle standing up, then poof! they’re killed.

Seriously how often do you fall down when you run? If you really are that stupid falling down seventy times seven times then you deserve what the killer has come in to you.

I hate it when the scared person yells out “Hello?” as if the bad guy is going to be like: “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen; Want a sandwich?”

I’ve lived in three different houses too — with no basement; and oh, please don’t say “hello is anyone there?” when you hear something strange. Just GTFO!!!

The horror movie industry is full of dunce. In real life, if it’s dark and scary — GTFO!!!

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